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Monday, January 3, 2011

Taco Bell Girl: Hello, welcome to Taco Bell. Order when you're ready...

Hungry Elisa: Hi, yes. One seven layer burrito with no sour cream, please.

Taco Girl: Okay, anything else for you?

Hungry Elisa. Yeah, could I please get that burrito grilled?

Taco Bell Man: Calm down! I am asking you to calm down!

Hungry Elisa: (Confusion. Is he talking to me? I was talking to a girl. What's going on!?)....and I'll take a water. (Gently spoken with a question mark)

Taco Bell Man: Calm down. Just calm down!

Taco Bell Man: One seven layer burrito

Taco Bell Girl: Pull to the next window for your total.

Hungry Elisa: (That was weird. I was calm but my heart is pounding now and my hands are gripping the wheel. Now if I said I was calm it would be with a defensive stance, clenched fists and use exclamation marks. I didn't say anything in a manner that could even be interpreted as rude or upset. Why were they shouting at me to calm down?)

Taco Bell Girl: That will be 2.17. Would you like any sauce?

Hungry Elisa: No, thanks. (I CALMLY and cheerily responded. I dropped the change in the process of giving her my money and was waiting for the guys head to pop out the window and yell about calming down. I opened my door and retrieved the coins while she fetched my water. I am still confused but whatever. The burrito was grilled and good.)